71-year-old asks for XL condoms, the reason why makes the cashier faint

I think it’s important to stand up for who you are, and not to care too much about what other people think about you.

Combine that with being open and honest, and you’ve got a recipe for funny situations.

This story about a little old lady is a hilarious example of just that. The last line made me laugh out loud!

I found this dirty story earlier today, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!

A 71 year old Boston lady walks into a drugstore. There are a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter.

She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?”

Cashier does a double-take

The cashier is brand new at his job, and isn’t used to hearing questions like this. Her honesty shocks him, but he recovers quickly.

He says with a cough, “Yes, right down there in aisle 11.”

About 30 minutes go by, and the pharmacist notices that the woman is still standing in aisle 11, looking at the condoms.

He decides to go see if she needs any help.

He asks, “Hello, ma’am. Did you find the extra large condoms?”

She replies, “Yep, now I’m just waiting for someone to buy some.”

The cashier fainted – don’t you just love old people with moxie?

FORD F150 SPLITS IN HALF DURING TRACTOR PULL… BUT WAS IT ON PURPOSE?

In this one, we catch up with the Ford F-150 that appears to be stock, or close to it. However, it’s going to head-to-head with a tractor pull situation and the result isn’t so pretty for this truck. We watch as the 4×4 pulls on that load as hard as it possibly can, eventually causing it to split in half which makes a front end of the truck begin to run away from the back end! We’re kind of leaning toward the idea that maybe it was on purpose because there’s no way that you could miss that much frame damage that would allow the truck to pretty much break in half like it was nothing more than a piece of bread between some strong hands.

Follow along with the video down below that catches up with the situation that has this truck really being pushed to the limit. It’s pretty funny to watch as a front end of the truck just continues on moving when the back end stays put. Next time, we’d be inclined to think that, before heading out to do any sort of competing like this, that the driver would be doing a little bit of beefing up to the ride beforehand.

He gave his dog an inappropriate name because he thought it would be funny, but it backfired

His parents told him he could name his new pet dog and since he was a mischievous little boy, he decided to name the dog Sex. It seems funny at first until you imagine all the confusion that this caused.

One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.

He said, “I’d like to have one, too.”

Then, I said, “You don’t understand. She’s a dog.”

He replied, “Look man, I don’t care how she looks.”

“No no, I’ve had Sex since I was 5!”

He replied, “You must have been an early bloomer.”

When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding.

When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life.

After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.

She replied, “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.”

I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.”

The clerk said, “Me too!”

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “Me too.”

One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight.

I told him, “I’m looking for Sex!”

My case comes up next Tuesday.

Now that I’ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I’m in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.

I said, “Sex has left my life. It’s like losing a best friend and I’m so lonely.”

He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn’t man’s best friend. Why don’t you go get yourself a dog…”

The next one will probably be named Death.

“YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID” MOTORCYCLE COMPILATION VOL.2 2017

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a “can’t fix stupid” motorcycle compilation as great as this one.

We all make mistakes, that’s for sure, but some of the guys in this video clearly haven’t figured it out yet.

Be prepared to get your laugh of the day with some crazy situations and crazy riders. We know it is not OK to laugh on other people bad luck, but some of them are looking for a bed karma, at the end you know how it’s said Karma is bitch.

Now, I know crashes aren’t funny, but when you’re trying to pull off something stupid like the some of the guys at this video it is a  kind of funny story.

The funniest moments in this video are probably the loading mistakes, I mean… what was the guy at 1 mins and 01 seconds thinking?! Here in this video you can catch some real bad ass wins.

Hilarious joke about Bill and Hillary Clinton isn’t exactly politically correct but it sure is funny

When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”

“YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID” MOTORCYCLE COMPILATION VOL.1 2017

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a “can’t fix stupid” motorcycle compilation as great as this one.

We all make mistakes, that’s for sure, but some of the guys in this video clearly haven’t figured it out yet.

Now, I know crashes aren’t funny, but when you’re trying to pull off something stupid like the some of the guys at this video it kind of funny story.

The funniest moments in this video are probably the loading mistakes, I mean… what was the guy at 1 mins and 53 seconds thinking?! Here in this video you can catch some real bad ass wins.Enjoy!!!

Woman finds a store that sells “good husbands,” makes a big mistake before checking out

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

“You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband, and she looks at the signs as she goes up the floors.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: “Floor 1 – These men have jobs.”

The second floor sign reads: “Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.”

The third floor sign reads: “Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.”

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: “Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.”

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

Still, she goes to the fifth floor, where the sign reads: “Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor anyway. There, the sign reads:

“Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.”

Grandpa and grandson visit the nursing home every Saturday until one day he couldn’t

Feel free to give this one a share! It’s a really beautiful story. It could bring a tear to your eye.

Every Saturday, Grandpa and I walked to the nursing home a few blocks away from our house.

Mom didn’t like it because I would skip playing with my friends so I could be with Grandpa even on a Saturday. We went to visit many of the old and sick people who lived there because they couldn’t take care of themselves anymore.

“Whoever visits the sick gives them life,” Grandpa always said.

First we visited Mrs. Sokol. I called her “The Cook.” She liked to talk about the time when she was a well-known cook back in Russia. People would come from miles around, just to taste her famous chicken soup.

Next we visited Mr. Meyer. I called him “The Joke Man.” We sat around his coffee table, and he told us jokes. Some were very funny. Some weren’t. And some I didn’t get. He laughed at his own jokes, shaking up and down and turning red in the face. Grandpa and I couldn’t help but laugh along with him, even when the jokes weren’t very funny.

Next door was Mr. Lipman. I called him “The Singer” because he loved to sing for us. Whenever he did, his beautiful voice filled the air, clear and strong and so full of energy that we always sang along with him.

We visited Mrs. Kagan, “The Grandmother,” who showed us pictures of her grandchildren. They were all over the room, in frames, in albums and even taped to the walls.

Mrs. Schrieber’s room was filled with memories, memories that came alive as she told us stories of her own experiences during the old days. I called her “The Memory Lady.”

Then there was Mr. Krull, “The Quiet Man.” He didn’t have very much to say; he just listened when Grandpa or I talked to him. He nodded and smiled, and told us to come again next week. That’s what everyone said to Grandpa and me, even the woman in charge, behind the desk.

Every week we did come again, even in the rain. We walked together to visit our friends: The Cook, The Joke Man, The Singer, The Grandmother, The Memory Lady and The Quiet Man.

One day Grandpa got very sick and had to go to the hospital. The doctors said they didn’t think he would ever get better.

Saturday came, and it was time to visit the nursing home. How could I go visiting without Grandpa? Then I remembered what he once told me: “Nothing should stand in the way of doing a good deed.” So I went alone. Whoever visits the sick gives them life.

Everyone was happy to see me. They were surprised when they didn’t see Grandpa. When I told them that he was sick and in the hospital, they could tell I was sad.

The Cook went on to reveal some of her secret ingredients. The Joke Man told me his latest jokes. The Singer sang a song especially for me. The Grandmother showed me more pictures. The Memory Lady shared more of her memories. When I visited The Quiet Man, I asked him lots of questions. When I ran out of questions, I talked about what I had learned in school.

After a while, I said goodbye to everyone, even the woman in charge, behind the desk.

“Thank you for coming,” she said. “May your grandfather have a complete recovery.”

A few days later, Grandpa was still in the hospital. He was not eating, he could not sit up and he could barely speak. I went to the corner of the room so Grandpa wouldn’t see me cry. My mother took my place by the bed and held Grandpa’s hand. The room was dim and very quiet.

Suddenly the nurse came into the room and said, “You have some visitors.”

“Is this the place with the party?” I heard a familiar voice ask.

I looked up. It was The Joke Man. Behind him were The Cook, The Singer, The Grandmother, The Memory Lady, The Quiet Man and even the woman in charge, behind the desk.

The Cook told Grandpa about all the great food that she would cook for him once he got well. She had even brought him a hot bowl of homemade chicken soup.

“Chicken soup? What this man needs is a pastrami sandwich,” said The Joke Man as he let out one of his deep, rich laughs.

Everyone laughed with him. Then he told us some new jokes. By the time he was finished, everyone had to use tissues to dry their eyes from laughing so hard.

Next, The Grandmother showed Grandpa a get-well card made by two of her granddaughters. On the front of one card was a picture of a clown holding balloons. “Get well soon!” was scribbled in crayon on the inside.

The Singer started singing, and we all sang along with him. The Memory Lady told us how Grandpa once came to visit her in a snowstorm, just to bring her some roses for her birthday.

Before I knew it, visiting hours were up. Everyone said a short prayer for Grandpa. Then they said goodbye and told him that they would see him again soon.

That evening, Grandpa called the nurse in and said he was hungry. Soon he began to sit up. Finally he was able to get out of bed. Each day, Grandpa felt better and better, and he grew stronger and stronger. Soon he was able to go home.

The doctors were shocked. They said his recovery was a medical miracle. But I knew the truth: His friends’ visit had made him well. Whoever visits the sick gives them life.

Grandpa is better now. Every Saturday, without fail, we walk together to visit our friends: The Cook, The Joke Man, The Singer, The Grandmother, The Memory Lady, The Quiet Man … and the woman in charge behind the desk.

JB Weld Senior Prank Causes Serious Damage!

They must not have expected it to be that bad when they thought of this one!

This senior prank may have gone a little too far! Maybe one or two door knobs but doing 23 locks and causing $2,000 worth off damage is when it becomes a big problem. I’m sure they thought it was funny, but when it causes severe, costly damage like this, it becomes a crime. It also is a testament to how strong Jb weld is because all the locks had to be replaced. They might not be graduating on time after this one, better call the colleges and tell them they need more time in high school first…

Radio controlled turbine jet sets world record for fastest RC model at 462 mph

What seems like a funny looking RC plane is actually the world record holder for fastest radio controlled model.

This miniature turbine jet is incredibly fast. Weighing only 16.5 lbs and fueled by kerosene, this little jet had no trouble hitting 462 mph.

How anyone could keep track of something like that from the ground is simply incredible.

See it in action in the video, but don’t blink!