I think it’s important to stand up for who you are, and not to care too much about what other people think about you.
Combine that with being open and honest, and you’ve got a recipe for funny situations.
This story about a little old lady is a hilarious example of just that. The last line made me laugh out loud!
I found this dirty story earlier today, and I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is double joy!
A 71 year old Boston lady walks into a drugstore. There are a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn at the counter.
She asks, “Hi, do you sell extra large condoms?”
Cashier does a double-take
The cashier is brand new at his job, and isn’t used to hearing questions like this. Her honesty shocks him, but he recovers quickly.
He says with a cough, “Yes, right down there in aisle 11.”
About 30 minutes go by, and the pharmacist notices that the woman is still standing in aisle 11, looking at the condoms.
He decides to go see if she needs any help.
He asks, “Hello, ma’am. Did you find the extra large condoms?”
She replies, “Yep, now I’m just waiting for someone to buy some.”
The cashier fainted – don’t you just love old people with moxie?