A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question …
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely Not!!!!
WIFE: Why not? Don’t you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do …
WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, okay. I would get married again!
WIFE: You would (looking hurt)
HUSBAND: (makes a loud and frustrating sound)
WIFE: Would she live in our house?
HUSBAND: Sure, it is a great house.
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND: Probably. It is almost new.
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like a proper thing to do.
WIFE: Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND: No, I am sure she would want her own.
WIFE: Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: Yes, those are always good times.
WIFE: Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: No , she is left handed.